THE SCIENCE TeeCHER :: Math T-shirts

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This is a going-out-of-business sale. This was started as a family business, and since my divorce several years ago, my heart hasn't been in it. So I'm moving on.

Everything is 50% off, while it lasts! The discount happens as soon as you put something in your cart.

Several designs are completely sold out and no longer available, and most shirts have sold out in one or more sizes.

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Math T-shirts


Pi T-shirts
28 products

Calculus T-shirts
9 products

Algebra T-shirts
10 products

Geometry T-shirts
4 products

Funny Math T-shirts
29 products

Other Math T-shirts
19 products

Kids
9 products

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Quadratic Formula T-shirt 3

Available in men's and women's sizes.

The quadratic formula with a diagram of a completed square, and the phrase "Solutions for the completely square."
Available in Black, Ash Gray, Violet, Yellow, Stone Blue, Navy Blue, or Orchid, depending on size.

Pricing: $20.
Blemish sale item: Stone Blue Small for $12.

Question Everything T-shirt (Small only)
Printed on Front and Back. Sizes Small, Medium only.

Front upper left chest: "Know Math"
Back: "Question Everything. Fear nothing but ignorance. Know Math."
Shirt is Ash Gray. Available only in Small.

Pricing: $20.

Reality T-shirt

"Reality is for people who can't handle the square root of -1."
T-shirt is Black. Available in Women's Premium Hanes Nano Small, Medium, Large, and 2XL, and in Adult 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Pricing: $20.

Super Pi T-shirt (Small, 4XL)
Available in Adult 4XL and in Women's.

Price: $20.

Think Outside the Tesseract T-shirt - Sold out
SOLD OUT!

T-shirt is Black. 100% preshrunk cotton. .

Pricing: $20.

Useless Math T-shirt (XL only)

Features a valentine heart as the argument for functions from algebra, trigonometry differential and integral calculus, and linear algebra, with the caption "My normal approach is useless here".
This design is printed on a somewhat lighter weight shirt than our usual heavyweight t-shirts.
T-shirt is Black. T-shirt is Black. Available in XL only. $20.

Warning Engage Brain T-shirt
Printed on Front and Back

Front upper left chest: Stylized "Think" logo.
Back: "WARNING: Engage your brain before opening your mouth. In case of malfunction or loss of control, stop, back up, and try again."
Available in Ash Gray, White, or Yellow.

Price: $20.