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50% off storewide closeout sale!

This is a going-out-of-business sale. This was started as a family business, and since my divorce several years ago, my heart hasn't been in it. So I'm moving on.

Everything is 50% off, while it lasts! The discount happens as soon as you put something in your cart.

Several designs are completely sold out and no longer available, and most shirts have sold out in one or more sizes.

Click here to see shirts listed by sizes that are still available.

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Orders over $200 get a 15 percent discount and free USA shipping; orders over $400 get a 20 percent discount and free USA shipping.

Funny Science T-shirts

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Chocolate Molecule T-shirt - Sold Out

Tell everybody which molecule really makes you happy.
T-shirt is white. $20.

Schrodinger's Cat Women's Math T-Shirt
Does the uncertainty principle allow us to believe that the cat simultaneously is and isnít there?

$20.
Key Lime Pi T-shirt (4XL only)

Key Lime Pi T-shirt features a key, a chemical formula for lime, and the Pi symbol.
Black 4XL only.

Price: $20.

GeNIUS Chemistry T-shirt (Large, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL only)
Sizes 2XL, 3XL, 4XL only, and a slightly blemished Large.

What do Germanium, Nitrogen, Iodine, Uranium, Sulfur spell to a chemistry geek?
GeNIUS.

Price: $20.
Blemish Sale item: One Large for $18.

Tyrannosaurus Drinks T-shirt (XL only)

Tyrannosaurus drinks - Tyrannosaurus drives - Tyrannosaurus Rex.
T-shirt is Ash Gray. Size XL only. $20.

PInK Chemistry T-shirt - Sold Out

Printed on women's relaxed fit t-shirt.

Price: $20..

Intelligent Design T-shirt (Small Only)

"Funny, you don't look intelligently designed!"
T-shirt is Camel Brown. Size Small only.

Pricing: $20.

Neutrino Physics T-shirt (Small only)

Price: $17 .

T-shirt is Black. 100% pre-shrunk cotton.

Available only in Small.

Carbon Based T-shirt

Carbon Based and Proud of It! Show your pride at being a carbon-based life form.
Black or Indigo Blue.

Price: : $20.

Miracle Step Cartoon T-shirt - Sold Out!
Size Small only.

Sidney Harris Cartoon with caption: "I think you should be more explicit here in step 2."
T-shirt is Ash Gray.

Price: $20.