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50% off storewide closeout sale!

This is a going-out-of-business sale. This was started as a family business, and since my divorce several years ago, my heart hasn't been in it. So I'm moving on.

Everything is 50% off, while it lasts! The discount happens as soon as you put something in your cart.

Several designs are completely sold out and no longer available, and most shirts have sold out in one or more sizes.

Click here to see shirts listed by sizes that are still available.

Click here for for Women's shirts sorted by available sizes.

Click here for for Youth shirts sorted by available sizes.

Orders over $200 get a 15 percent discount and free USA shipping; orders over $400 get a 20 percent discount and free USA shipping.

Funny Science T-shirts

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Tyrannosaurus Drinks T-shirt (XL only)

Tyrannosaurus drinks - Tyrannosaurus drives - Tyrannosaurus Rex.
T-shirt is Ash Gray. Size XL only. $20.

GeNIUS Chemistry T-shirt (Large, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL only)
Sizes 2XL, 3XL, 4XL only, and a slightly blemished Large.

What do Germanium, Nitrogen, Iodine, Uranium, Sulfur spell to a chemistry geek?
GeNIUS.

Price: $20.
Blemish Sale item: One Large for $18.

Key Lime Pi T-shirt (4XL only)

Key Lime Pi T-shirt features a key, a chemical formula for lime, and the Pi symbol.
Black 4XL only.

Price: $20.

Schrodinger's Cat Women's Math T-Shirt
Does the uncertainty principle allow us to believe that the cat simultaneously is and isnít there?

$20.
Chocolate Molecule T-shirt - Sold Out

Tell everybody which molecule really makes you happy.
T-shirt is white. $20.