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This is a going-out-of-business sale. This was started as a family business, and since my divorce several years ago, my heart hasn't been in it. So I'm moving on.

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Several designs are completely sold out and no longer available, and most shirts have sold out in one or more sizes.

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Funny Math T-shirts

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Derivers Wanted Calculus T-shirt (Small, 2XL, 4XL)

Available in Black or Indigo Blue. Available in 2XL and 4XL, and in Long Sleeve Black Small. Also, one Blemished Medium.

Price: $20.

Quadratic Formula T-shirt 1 - SOLD OUT
Sold Out!

Front: "It can be radical, irrational, too complex to be real" (The quadratic formula)...
Back: "But it gets to the root of the problem."
Available in White XL only.

Price: $20.

Chaos in the Classroom T-shirt (Large only)

Cartoon with fractal teacher asking fractal students, "Why must I iterate and reiterate?"
Available in Black, Ash Gray, and Natural (undyed cotton).
Size Adult Large only.

Price:$20.

Correlation Statistics T-shirt - Sold Out

This cartoon discusses the relationship between correlation and causation.
This design is printed on a somewhat lighter weight shirt than our usual heavyweight t-shirts.
T-shirt is Navy Blue.

Price: $20.

Useless Math T-shirt (XL only)

Features a valentine heart as the argument for functions from algebra, trigonometry differential and integral calculus, and linear algebra, with the caption "My normal approach is useless here".
This design is printed on a somewhat lighter weight shirt than our usual heavyweight t-shirts.
T-shirt is Black. T-shirt is Black. Available in XL only. $20.

Reality T-shirt

"Reality is for people who can't handle the square root of -1."
T-shirt is Black. Available in Women's Premium Hanes Nano Small, Medium, Large, and 2XL, and in Adult 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Pricing: $20.

Pi Irrational But Well-rounded T-shirt
Printed on Front and Back.

Available in Adult t-shirt, Adult Sweatshirt, and Youth t-shirt. Front upper left chest: Pi symbol in a circle.
Back announces your true nature: "Irrational but Well-rounded"
Available in Ash Gray, White, Yellow, Lime Green, Dark Blue, and Light Green, depending on size.
Adult Sweatshirts available in Gray Medium and Gray 3XL.

Pricing: T-shirts: $20; Sweatshirts: $23.
Blemish Sale items: One Stone Blue XL at $15; one Yellow XL at $18.

Pi-rate Math Geek T-shirt

Available in women's sizes, and in youth small (6-8).

Price: $20.

Miracle Step Cartoon T-shirt - Sold Out!
Size Small only.

Sidney Harris Cartoon with caption: "I think you should be more explicit here in step 2."
T-shirt is Ash Gray.

Price: $20.