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This is a going-out-of-business sale. This was started as a family business, and since my divorce several years ago, my heart hasn't been in it. So I'm moving on.

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Several designs are completely sold out and no longer available, and most shirts have sold out in one or more sizes.

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Funny Math T-shirts

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Useless Math T-shirt (XL only)

Features a valentine heart as the argument for functions from algebra, trigonometry differential and integral calculus, and linear algebra, with the caption "My normal approach is useless here".
This design is printed on a somewhat lighter weight shirt than our usual heavyweight t-shirts.
T-shirt is Black. T-shirt is Black. Available in XL only. $20.

Think Outside the Tesseract T-shirt - Sold out
SOLD OUT!

T-shirt is Black. 100% preshrunk cotton. .

Pricing: $20.

Super Pi T-shirt (Small, 4XL)
Available in Adult 4XL and in Women's.

Price: $20.

Reality T-shirt

"Reality is for people who can't handle the square root of -1."
T-shirt is Black. Available in Women's Premium Hanes Nano Small, Medium, Large, and 2XL, and in Adult 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Pricing: $20.

Quadratic Formula T-shirt 3

Available in men's and women's sizes.

The quadratic formula with a diagram of a completed square, and the phrase "Solutions for the completely square."
Available in Black, Ash Gray, Violet, Yellow, Stone Blue, Navy Blue, or Orchid, depending on size.

Pricing: $20.
Blemish sale item: Stone Blue Small for $12.

Quadratic Formula T-shirt 1 - SOLD OUT
Sold Out!

Front: "It can be radical, irrational, too complex to be real" (The quadratic formula)...
Back: "But it gets to the root of the problem."
Available in White XL only.

Price: $20.

Properties of Math Dept. T-shirt
Printed on Front and Back.

Front: "Properties of Math Dept."
Back: "Properties of Math Department", followed by various additive and muliplicative properties.
Available in a variety of colors.

Price: $20.

Pi-rate Math Geek T-shirt

Available in women's sizes, and in youth small (6-8).

Price: $20.

Pi-Lingual Math T-shirt - SOLD OUT

The Pi-Lingual t-shirt features geometric diagrams for area and circumference of a circle, and a wide variety of advanced formulae featuring Pi.
T-shirt is Black. Available only in Small and 2XL.

Price: $20.

Pi Irrational But Well-rounded T-shirt
Printed on Front and Back.

Available in Adult t-shirt, Adult Sweatshirt, and Youth t-shirt. Front upper left chest: Pi symbol in a circle.
Back announces your true nature: "Irrational but Well-rounded"
Available in Ash Gray, White, Yellow, Lime Green, Dark Blue, and Light Green, depending on size.
Adult Sweatshirts available in Gray Medium and Gray 3XL.

Pricing: T-shirts: $20; Sweatshirts: $23.
Blemish Sale items: One Stone Blue XL at $15; one Yellow XL at $18.