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Funny Math T-shirts

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Apple Pi T-shirt (2XL, 4XL)

What do you get when you divide the circumference of an apple by twice its radius?
Apple Pi.

Price: $20.

Calculus Cheat Sheet T-shirt - SOLD OUT

Derivatives and integrals, printed upside down so you can read them while you wear the shirt.

Pricing: $20.

Calculus Rules T-shirt (2XL, 4XL only)

Product Rule, Chain Rule, Quotient Rule . . . Calculus Rules!
Currently available only in 2XL, 4XL. Black or Ash Gray. $20.

Chaos in the Classroom T-shirt (Large only)

Cartoon with fractal teacher asking fractal students, "Why must I iterate and reiterate?"
Available in Black, Ash Gray, and Natural (undyed cotton).
Size Adult Large only.

Price:$20.

Correlation Statistics T-shirt - Sold Out

This cartoon discusses the relationship between correlation and causation.
This design is printed on a somewhat lighter weight shirt than our usual heavyweight t-shirts.
T-shirt is Navy Blue.

Price: $20.

Dare to be Differential T-shirt

Front: Know Limits
Back: Dare to be Differential

Available in Stone Blue, Ash Gray, White, and Yellow.

Price: $20.

Derivers Wanted Calculus T-shirt (Small, 2XL, 4XL)

Available in Black or Indigo Blue. Available in 2XL and 4XL, and in Long Sleeve Black Small. Also, one Blemished Medium.

Price: $20.

Eat Sleep Calculus Math Geek T-shirt
Sizes 2XL, 3XL, 4XL only.

Eat Sleep Calculus. What more need be said?

Pricing: $20.

Get Radical T-shirt
Available in Men's, Women's, and Youth sizes.

Upper left chest: "Get Radical" with stylized square root sign.
Back: "It's OK to like Math"

Price: T-shirts $20.

Just du It Calculus T-shirt (Sm, Med, 4XL)
Adult Small, Medium, 4XL.

Just Integral du It -- for those who make integral calculus too complicated. T-shirt is Black. Pricing: $20.